Day 04. What I ate today.

7:50:00 PM

This must be a joke. Lets not pretend we honestly care what other people are eating. Every morning I either eat a bowl of frosted mini wheats, or spend the day wishing I had. That is the only constant in my life. Unless it was a living octopus, the eyes of a purple cow, or poached ostrich eggs, I don’t much care about what other people spend their days eating. I'll spare you the details.

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